My Choice

Your body is designed by nature to withstand that most wonderful and BLESSED transition! I did it twice without pain relief. I swear.. the pain is totally gone when the baby comes out. No more pain. It's amazing!! Try it once. The love you will have from the moment when you feel that little person inside you is so very very deep. So deep it's immeasurable. ps... man will NEVER know what it's like. They either cry because their child is coming and they are happy or they pass out lol. Too much blood. If we can handle Mother Nature each month we can handle this. And we do. Sorry this is a rant but my best ever thing I have ever done was carry Sage and Taylor until their births. I am honored to call them mine.

Doreen and the Jello Boy

You’re full of bologna!” she said, wild in the heart. She jumps in the Jell-O and laughs from the start. He swims out to get her with lust in his eyes. “Stay away from me you monster!” She cries. His mustard and relish packs fall from his pants, “But I love you Doreen! Give me a chance!”